1. Craziest place you ever had sex? Back seat of a car going over the Golden Gate Bridge. OK, it was just a blow job, but I count it.
2. Ever pass out from drugging/drinking? No
3. What have you done you could have been arrested for? Drinking in public (which of course leads to urinating in public), Indecent exposure , Sex on the side of the road, Shoplifting (it would have been a juvi offense), DUI (when I was 19 or 20).
4. Ever cheated in school? Yes, but nothing severe
5. Ever dated a goth or a vamp? No, but a couple tramps :D
6. Ever keep secret from your friends someone you were dating? Yes, she was 17 (I was 20). No, I didn't have sex with her. Her parents approved of me. They were kind of trashy.
7. Most unusual place you ever slept? On the deck of my apartment, drunk with a few friends. I locked my keys in the apartment and my brother (we lived together) was in the mountains camping.
8. Favorite sexual position? I like a lot of them. But I think my fav is called "The Seventh Position Of The Perfumed Garden". It took me a while to find the name.
9. Cum before? Cum with or cum after your partner? After, I'll do anything to make sure I am not the first.
10. You have a tattoo or any other distinguishing features? birthmark on my right elbow
11. Ever dated someone you met online? Yes, a lot
12. Ever fell in love with someone you met online? Yes
13. Ever had sex with the same sex? No
14. Had a threesome? Yes
15. Ever cheated on a spouse or lover? Yes, and regretted it. She never knew
16. Are you a geek, dork or a nerd? Definitely a geek. A pretty normal person for a geek, but a geek just the same.
17. What is the biggest risk you have taken in your life? Getting married
18. What do you smell right now? My dirty body. I just worked out
19. Last song you listened to? Lincoln Avenue - Train
20. Last show you watched on TV? I watched a couple episodes of Firefly on DVD. Does that count. If not then it was probably a movie on HBO
21. Last movie you saw in the theater? The Legend of Zorro. It was kid safe, but I enjoyed it way more than I expected.
22. Favorite reality show? Don't watch any, so I would say my life
23. What was the last thing you felt guilty about? Messing up a file at work causing our software to not work properly.
24. Have you ever had phone sex? Yes, hardly ever. I've been told I am really good at it :D
25. Ever had virtual sex? Ummm is this anything like cyber? If so then yes
26. Have any sexual regrets? Yes, having sex with someone I really didn't like. I am not like that.
27. What is your most recent sexual fantasy? Sex on a train
28. Last time you masturbated? Last Saturday(Why did I want to do this questionnaire?)
29. Can you lick your own nipples? No, and if I could someone please shoot me
30. Would you ever date the person who sent you this quiz? I copied and pasted from someone's blog that I can't remember. So I guess I can't answer.
9 comments:
The whole perfumed garden thing seems so Karma Sutra-ish. Maybe that's where the name came from. It's one of those "deep" positions :D
on the golden gate bridge??
i do hope you were NOT driving in a center lane... also known as the head-on collision lanes.
you daredevil.
Actually I wasn't driving. A friend of mine was. We were in the back seat :P
Wicked, I know some well endowed women that can (and some that are not too perky). If a guy can do that then he needs the Manzere (Seinfeld episode where Kramer invented the bra for men). I guess maybe if you have a tongue like Gene Simmons it may be possible for a guy.
So why am I putting any thought to this while I am at work HAHAHAHA
Now that position is one helluva creative one!
I want Jon to prove he's phone bone worthy-----call Chrissie or my girlfriend and me... let's all have a 'four-way' convo...hehehe!
Pretty good idea, no?
Well, let's submit for a renaming of this position to "The Deep Jonny".
Can you tell it's late and I haven't had sex in months?
My first visit here and quite entertaining. My fav position also...of course, never knew the name for it much less that it had a name!
okay, the deep jonny cracked me up... but i like the more obscure perfumed garden moniker. it just sounds so...so...highbrow. when it's really not.
not that there's anything wrong with that.
okay, i have to admit...the threesome answer surprised me! umm...wicked, i can do the nipple thing. i mean, i have to use my hands to raise my breast and all, its not like i can do it with my hands tied behind my back or anything...
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