Copy and paste everything below into your blog and "BOLD" the things that you have NEVER done. Leave the things that you actually HAVE done unbolded.
I’ve Never Kissed A Member Of The Opposite Sex
I’ve Never Kissed A Member Of The Same Sex
I’ve Never Crashed A Friend’s Car
I’ve Never Been To Japan
I’ve Never Been In A Taxi
I’ve Never Been In Love
I’ve Never Had Sex In Public
I’ve Never Been Dumped
I’ve Never Done Cocaine
I’ve Never Shoplifted
I’ve Never Been Fired
I’ve Never Been In A Fist Fight
I’ve Never Had Group Intercourse
I’ve Never Snuck Out Of My Parent’s House
I’ve Never Been Tied Up
I’ve Never Regretted Having Sex With Someone
I’ve Never Been Arrested
I’ve Never Made Out With A Stranger
I’ve Never Stolen Something From My Job
I’ve Never Celebrated New Years In Times Square
I’ve Never Gone On A Blind Date
I’ve Never Lied To A Friend
I’ve Never Had A Crush On A Teacher
I’ve Never Celebrated Mardi Gras In New Orleans
I’ve Never Been To Europe
I’ve Never Skipped School
I’ve Never Slept With A Co-Worker
I’ve Never Cut Myself On Purpose
I’ve Never Had Sex At The Office
I’ve Never Been Married
I’ve Never Been Divorced
I’ve Never Had Sex With More Than One Person Within The Same Week
I’ve Never Posed Nude
I’ve Never Gotten Someone Drunk Just To Have Sex With Them
I’ve Never Killed Anyone
I’ve Never Received Scars From My Sex Partner
I’ve Never Thrown Up In A Bar
I’ve Never Purposely Set A Part Of Myself On Fire
I’ve Never Eaten Sushi
I’ve Never Been Snowboarding
I’ve Never Had Sex At A Friend’s House While They Were Throwing A Party
Actually I did at my townhouse that I shared with my brother while my brother was throwing a party, does that count?
I’ve Never Had Sex In A Dressing Room
I’ve Never Flashed Anyone
I’ve Never Met Anyone From Online
I've Never Smoked A Cigarette
I've Never Stolen A Car
I've Never Had Feelings For Someone Who Didn't Have Them Back
I've Never Seen Someone Die
I've Never Been To Canada
I've Never Been To Mexico
I've Never Been On A Plane
I've Never Taken Pain Killers
I've Never Laid On My Back And Watched The Clouds Go By
I've Never Made A Snow Angel
I've Never Rode A Mechanical Bull
I've Never Rode A Motercycle
I've Never Had A Tea Party
I've Never Flown A Kite
I've Never Built A Sand Castle
I've Never Gone Puddle Jumping
I've Never Played Dress Up
I've Never Cheated While Playing A Game
I've Never Been Lonely
I've Never Used A Fake ID
I've Never Watched A Sunset With Someone I Care About
I've Never Felt An Earthquake
I've Never Touched A Snake
I've Never Slept Beneath The Stars
I've Never Been Tickled
I've Never Been Robbed
I've Never Been Misunderstood
I've Never Won A Contest
I've Never Ran A Red Light
I've Never Been Suspended From School
I've Never Been In A Car Accident
I've Never Had Braces
I've Never Eaten A Whole Pint Of Ice Cream In One Night
I've Never Had De Ja Vu
I've Never Danced In The Moonlight
I've Never Liked The Way I Look
I've Never Witnessed A Crime..serious crime.
I've Never Questioned My Heart
I've Never Been Obsessed With Post-It Notes (WTF)
I've Never Squished Barefoot Thru The Mud
I've Never Been Lost
I've Never Swam In The Ocean
I've Never Felt Like Dying
I've Never Cried Myself To Sleep
I've Never Played Cops and Robbers and Post Office
I've Never Colored With Crayons
I've Never Paid For A Meal With Only Coins
I've Never Done Something That I Told Myself I Wouldn't Do
I've Never Laughed Until A Beverage Came Out of My Nose (fries came out too... OUCH)
I've Never Been Told By A Complete Stranger That I'm HOT (but did I believe her?)
14 comments:
I don't count Halloween.
Yeah, the fries incident was really bad. I was at work in the cafeteria having lunch and someone told a REALLY funny, bust out laughing joke. I was in pain the rest of the day until I got all the potato out of there. You're welcome Chrissie
fries out your nose??? OUCH.
and you've really never liked the way you look?? you're silly.
I am over weight. I know it. I do know that I am probably not as over weight as I think I am.
I have had a rough life full of people criticizing me about how much I weigh. My dad, brother, friends, ex-wife (who had no room to talk, but did anyway) have all drilled it in my head that I am not as good looking as I should be.
Yes, I know I am not a troll, but sometimes I fight with depression which makes me relive these memories.
For some reason it hasn't sunk in my head that it's not as bad as I might think.
...and you wonder why people get eating disorders
ah but your pretty face makes up for everything!
Wow, that was a very interesting list. It's cool knowing all these things about you... probably would have never thought of asking them :)
Wow this was interesting!
Jon---no group sex? I'm shocked!
Deb - The things in bold I have not done
Grace - Where the hell have you been?
Oh! Now this is much more interesting. Why didn't I see that before? Don't answer that with a ~Yer dumber denna' box of rocks~ comment...
Wow, ....so group sex and you've kissed a man before.
I'm intrigued.
Deb is having a logic problem... or am I? I have never kissed a man
Ok lets hear about that group sex.
That's too much for this blog to handle
Hmmm... I think not. We wanna hear about this group sex that you've had Jon.
As for my disappearance, I was extremely busy with work. Finally done with all the craziness though, so I can start visiting my fave blogs again. It's effin great to be back!
Grace - welcome back. I am glad you have returned. Now you just need to get your blog back up.
The group sex thing will not be discussed here. What a bunch of pushy brats
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