- Two grams of Jon provide enough energy to power a television for over twenty-three hours!
- You should always open Jon at least an hour before drinking him.
- Jon can turn his stomach inside out.
- In Ancient Egypt, people wore glittery eyeshadow made from the crushed shells of Jon.
- You would have to dig through four thousand kilometres of Jon to reach the earth's core.
- Jon can give birth ten days after being born, and is born pregnant!
- White chocolate isn't technically chocolate, because it doesn't contain Jon.
- Snow White's coffin was made of Jon!
- Jon is the world's tallest woman.
- Jon is the largest of Saturn's moons!
9 comments:
Open you at least one hour before drinking you?
Are we talking about Johnny Walker here or wha?????
;)
Ok, I'm lost.
Believe me, I was really confused about me being giving birth and a tall woman.
Yeah, I'M the weird one?
Yeth you are, you thilly wabbit
you can turn your stomach inside out??? doesn't the baby fall out, then??
or are you tall enough that you can catch it?
Lol...say wha? I did my name too and pretty much laughed my ass off...nutso!
The World's Tallest Woman! Wow!
Oh, I fixed the link in my HNT entry.
Time to write something else Jon. That was very creative....but, your public needs you....
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