Saturday, February 10, 2007

More crap you probably don't want to know

1. HAVE YOU GOTTEN LAID IN 2007? Oh ya


2. EVER HAD SEX IN A PUBLIC PLACE?
Yes, and old folks in the theater 2 rows in front of us felt compelled to move

3. EVER LAUGH DURING SEX? IF SO WHY?
Yes... some shit is just funny

4. EVER CRY DURING SEX? IF SO WHY?
No... but I have screemed

5. DO YOU LIKE TO CUDDLE AFTER SEX?
Yes, for a little while (just being honest)

6. EVER REGRET SEX WITH SOMEONE? Yes, especially break up sex

7. EVER FAKED AN ORGASM?
Would you believe that I have

8. DIRTY TALK, OR SHUT THE FUCK UP? Yes, but don't go overboard

9. EVER HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX? Frequently, but only with someone I trust. It helps that I have been clipped.

10. EVER MASTURBATE TO YOUR FRIENDS SIGNIFICANT OTHER?
Definitely

11. EVER HAVE A ONE NIGHT STAND? Yes

12. EVER HAVE A THREESOME? Yes

13. EVER WATCH PORN DURING SEX? A couple times, but I would rather just enjoy the moment.

14. EVER THOUGHT OF SOMEONE ELSE DURING SEX? Unfortunately I did this a lot when I was married

15. HAS THE CONDOM EVER BROKE? No. In my experience those fuckers are indestructable (not that I was trying to break one)

16. WHAT IS YOUR MOST EMBARRASSING SEXUAL EXPERIENCE? In college, getting caught in the changing room with a girl I was not seeing. There was also some pride there :D

17. HOW OLD WERE YOU WHEN YOU LOST YOUR VIRGINITY? 20

18. WHO WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE SEX WITH RIGHT NOW? Someone from work. Her last day was yesterday. I am really going to miss her.

19. DO YOU THINK THAT NUMBER 18 IS POSSIBLE? No. I have a girlfriend, and I hear she has a boyfriend

20. ARE YOU HORNY NOW? A little

21. HOW MANY SEXUAL PARTNERS? 19 I think

22. DO YOU LIKE SEX IN THE CAR? Not so much in my car. It's kind of small (but I did have to break it in). Now my truck... YES.... and my quad :P

23. DO YOU STILL TALK TO THE PERSON YOU LOST VIRGINITY TO? No, she turned into a psycho nympho

24. EVER HAVE SEX WITH A RELATIVE/FRIENDS SIGNIFICANT OTHER? Never

25. EVER BEEN WITH A CHEATER?
I am divorced

26. TOYS, GOOD OR BAD? All good

27. LINGERIE? Can be fun.

28. EVER SLEEP WITH A CO-WORKER? Yes, a couple

Bonus:

WHERE HAVE YOU HAD SEX-

(x)park
( )church
( )cemetery
( )beach
( )boat
( )school
( )parent’s bed
(x)your bed
(x)car
(x)picnic table
(x)kitchen counter
(x)couch/chair
(x)dining room/kitchen table
(x)woods (open and/or in a tent)
(x)hood of a car
(x)bathroom
(x)shower
(x)the other person’s bed
(x)porch/deck/balcony
( )in a house with parents home
(x)at a party
(x)on top of the washer/dryer
( )with other people in the room
(x)hotel ...THE BEST
( )concert
( )grandparent’s house
(x)field
(x)bleachers


Am I a slut?

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Psycho nympho?
That sounds FUN!
:)

Me! said...

I am soooo stealing this from you Jon!

terry said...

yes, you are a slut!

but i mean that in a good way.

Jon said...

Blondie - I dated her a couple different times. The first time we were both virgins. The second time she was a psycho nympho. She was big time manipulator at that point. No thansk.

Me! - Go for it girl

Terry - You just want to perpetuate my slutiness... and I'm ok with that ;)

Anonymous said...

what the hell is wrong with a psycho nympho?

oh..wait I see your answer..

I am a psycho nympho..

a single one who gets no action.

Jon said...

Psycho Nympho = Flirting with the friend of a friend, then giving him a blow job up to right before he is ready to cum, then she stops and asks him to be her boyfriend. He said no. Then she did the same thing to me the next night.

We compared notes a few days later and had a big laugh. We both said no HA!