Thursday, April 03, 2008

The Dating Persona Test

I got this from Grace. I had nothing better to post that you haven't already heard me bitch about. I didn't expect to be marked as "The Gentleman" due to some of the answers I gave. I guess I am not too much of an ass.


The Gentleman

Deliberate Gentle Love Master (DGLM)

The Gentleman

Steady & mature. You are The Gentleman.

For anyone looking for an even-keeled, considerate lover, you're their man. You're sophisticated. You know what you want both in a relationship and outside of it. You have a substantial romantic side, and you're experienced enough sexually to handle yourself in that arena, too. Your future relationships will be long-lasting; you're classic "marrying material," a prize in the eyes of many.

It's possible that behind it all, you're a bit of a male slut. Your best friends know that in relationships you're fundamentally sex-driven. You're a safe, reliable guy, who does get laid. In a lot of ways, you're like a well-worn, comfortable pair of socks. Did you ever jack off into one of those? All the time.

Your ideal mate is NOT a nut-job. She is giving and loving, like you, but also experienced.

Your exact male opposite:

The Last Man on Earth

The Last Man on Earth

Random Brutal Sex Dreamer

Always avoid: The Battleaxe (DBLM)

Consider: The Maid of Honor (DGLM), someone just like you.

Link: The Online Dating Persona Test OkCupid - free online dating Dating

9 comments:

Grace said...

The pose it cut off on the right, so I can't see the description completely. But you're right, apparently you are my perfect match :D

Grace said...

lol, don't know what happened with that beginning... I was going for:

"The post was cut off on the right"

Uhh, it's late. I think I should be allowed to mess up at 2:30am.

Jon said...

That okcupid stuff doesn't allow for variable widths. UGH

terry said...

cracking up over the "male slut" business.... !

terry said...

cracking up over the "male slut" business.... !

terry said...

uh. oops.

Anonymouse said...

The Peach
Random Gentle Love Master (RGLM)
The Peach

Playful, kind, and well-loved, you are The Peach.

For such a warm-hearted, generous person, you're surprisingly experienced in both love and sex. We credit your spontaneous side; you tend to live in the moment, and you don't get bogged down by inhibitions like most women your age. If you see something wonderful, you confidently embrace it.

You are a fun flirt and an instant sweetheart, but our guess is you're becoming more selective about long-term love. It's getting tougher for you to become permanently attached; and a guy who's in a different place emotionally might misunderstand your early enthusiasm. You can wreck someone simply by enjoying him.

Your ideal mate is adventurous and giving, like you. But not overly intense.

Your exact female opposite:

The Nymph
The Nymph

Deliberate Brutal Sex Dreamer

Always avoid: The False Messiah (DBLM)

Consider: The Loverboy (RGLM), The Playboy (RGSM), The Boy Next Door (RGLD)


Well there ya go.. *sigh* we are not a match!

jillie said...

Jon...that is funny shit. Male slut...AAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!

Have a great wknd....still laughing

XO

Stealth said...

I was the random gentle sex master